• Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
This person will be a fucking stink bomb! Then how? But good, the family bills for water consumption is super duper low! :D

• Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air
Air? As in? Oxygen? HAHA. STUPID

• Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
Flower pots love them, and also those people who love throwing litter out of the window ( I AM ONE. HAHA)
Because they will never knew who is the culprit! >:D

• Anemophobia- Fear of wind
This can be good. You need not have air-con / fan at home. Can save a lot of $$$ *grins*

• Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers
You suay lor, your maths confirm fail. & you can't succeed in life. You can't even take a lift.

• Basophobia- Fear of walking
Then what you want? CRAWL? JUMP? SQUAT? HAHA. NO. RUNN!

• Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
Sales assistant is a great job for you because you stand all day long. & you only can go to cubicles with squat toilet-bowls.

• Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors
Girls, never get CATOPTROPHOBIA.

• Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
Only way is to shave bald and pluck out all hairs on your body, you'll look like a baby hamster.

• Chionophobia- Fear of snow
Afraid of cold? HAHA. Can't have snowball fight :(

• Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Are you a blind man? If you are, it is reasonable. But if you're not, pls make yourself blind. Because what's the point of you being able to see? HAHA

• Chronophobia- Fear of time
Just leaving in your own world zzzzz.
P.S : Day dreamers get this easily. BEWARE

• Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks
Nvm, we still have handphones, watches and much more ! :)

• Cibophobia- Fear of food
Then how? You drink water only ? I bet you're damn skinny.

• Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Zzzz. Don't you get tired? Or you sleep on the floor lor.

• Dendrophobia- Fear of trees
W/o trees = die die die. SO DONT BE AFRAID OF TREES
Instead, trees are the one that are afraid of HUMANS. Cuz we're cutting them down

• Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Just be paralyzed at the right side of your body and everything will be solved. :)

• Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Your parents love you i swear!

• Eosophobia- Fear of daylight
Your best friend are nocturnal animals such as OWL ~~~

• Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red
Hey! I like red! OMG, then you can't eat apples and so much more food.

• Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Saddist lah you. No comments. I think you shouldn't have a voice at all.

• Geniophobia- Fear of chins
Are you chinless? -,-

• Genuphobia- Fear of knees
Then how you walk? Simply chop of your legs

• Geumaphobia- Fear of taste
CUT OFF YOUR TOUNGE/

• Heliophobia- Fear of the sun
Hmm... Your clothes will stink, because they need to be dried under the sun.

• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
HAHHA. I like this! Even the term also v. long. But I think I hate this too. LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG Words

• Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
Wtf. You've got no brains.

• Kainophobia- Fear of anything new
You muz be a karang-guni man.

• Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes
Simply dig out your eyes and it'll solve the problem. & NV LOOK IN THE MIRROR

• Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes
Super glue them plz. Or ask someone to punch until your eyeballs drop out.

• Panophobia- Fear of everything
What can i say. KNN NB.

• Papyrophobia- Fear of paper
Are you living in 21st century? What do you use then? Logs to write? Or just use your PDA.

• Pediophobia- Fear of dolls
hahah my father lol!!